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An astoundingly huge and horrible fart; the kind that can clear a room, or even an entire grocery store – a fart from which there is no escape for innocent bystanders.
The act of letting such a fart is to "set loose the Beast from Within."
"Hey, why is everybody leaving?"
"Don't go in there!"
"Why not?"
"Frank just set loose the Beast from Within!"
A robot from Brainpop, the website were you used to watch educational shit. Moby is Tim's slave. Tim makes Moby swallow his turd and use it as an energy source instead of using electricity like a normal fuckin person. Moby depises his owner Tim, and is planning on becoming the mastermind behind the Brainpop massacre, where he is going to kill every Brainpop character to ever exist.
Tim- "Hey Moby fetch that letter for me"
Moby From Brainpop- "Beep beep beep"
Tim- "No?!! Fine, then I guess you should come eat my turd instead!"
Moby from Brainpop- "Beep Beep Beep!!!!!"
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Wasp:Hey, Gramps coming
Queen:Hold my beer,I need to see that badassery
Top comment on Hives ep 63:Gramps from Hives
the funniest thing in the halo world they try so hard but never win
Grunt (From Halo):ill chase him ill catch him and then wont know what to do
elite: you idiot
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The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.
Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.
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an amazing joke about a guy from Nantucket with a huge penis.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear were a hole i could fuck it.
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rods from god (n) - used to describe a first strike offensive weapon 20 feet in length and 1 foot in diameter tungsten rods dropped from an orbital bomber, which strike the target travelling at 36,000 miles per hour (about mach 15). They generally carry no explosives, their sheer kinetic force is more than enough to penetrate the deepest bunker and completely annihilate anything it strikes.
"They think they're safe in their bunker but wait until a HIMEOBS operative drops some rods from god on them from an orbital bomber."
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