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When the female takes a used condom, pisses in it, and freezes it. After frozen, she uses the piss condom as a penis/dildo. The term originated from family guy.
“How was ur sex last night?”
“Good, she did a frosted Jim tho.”
The frosted unicorn is the act of taking an alaskan pipeline and strapping it to ones head. Such as performing the unicorn sexual act but with an alaskan pipeline. Tie the alaskan pipeline around your head to look like a horn. you then ram it in someone's but until they climax and while they climax you neigh like a horse.
Jane: (to friend) I told Bob I refused to recieve an alaskan pipeline but he was very persistent so one day as i got out of the shower he ran in to the bathroom with a poop condom tied around his head an pleasured me with it yelling that he as a frosted unicorn. I was surprised to find out how good it was!!
Francine: that sounds disgusting!
Cumming on your partners tits.
Aw man I totally frosted Jenny's tits this morning. We call her frosted tits now
Hey man, look at Christa's frost detectors, they could poke an eye out!
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A woman's breasts that are nipping out; a woman's cold tits.
Man, did you see Rachel's frost heaves today, it looked like she was smuggling two baby carrots.
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When a desperate man proceedes to have sexual intercourse with a snowman or snowwoman. His dick becomes frosted and numb to lose feeling and even pleasure.
Rodger:"yo dave did u hear about Eric?"
Dave:" What that the poor ugly basterd cant get any poon"
Rodger:"besides that since he was too poor to buy a sex doll he enter the back door of little jacobs frosty snowman last night, now he has some dick frost.
Dave: WTF! he shoulda just waited for the mud puddle.
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A sexual event. This is something that can only happen when three instances are correct:
- You must be having sex doggy-style.
- You must be wearing a condom.
- You must be having sex with someone you hate, as this will ensure that you never have sex with them again.
During sex, the object is to pull out very quickly and slather Icy Hot on your penis (this is why wearing a condom is essential). Then, re-insert and after a moment scream, "FROST SHOCK!" while making some sort of epically awesome hand gesture. Then, of course, you run.
"Man, I was fucking Sasquatch last night and I gave her the Frost Shock. Maybe now the bitch won't call me any more."
"Can you believe it? I got a Frost Shock! I didn't think I'd ever walk right again!"
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