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When someone gets pissed and is so mad he/she would rather get fucked at that moment
The man asked out a girl that he saw on Twitter and got rejected so he yelled "OH FUCK ME"
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Stripper heals that you wear while you are having sex!
guy: could you take off those fuck me pumps, they hurt like hell
girl: harder, harder!
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Term of surprise. Shows amazement at an event or events.
Joe. "Bobs getting married"
Chris. "Fuck me swinging!!"
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A word that is used to define ones sexual desire for men
“I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME DADDY!”
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Can be used literally or as a sign of frustration, as in:
1) Seeing that guy's crotch bulge, I said, "Hey dude, 'Fuck me in the ass'." (Can be used by heteros or gays)
2) "Fuck me in the ass. I can't get this fuckin' software to run the way it's supposed to.
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As the first M-1 Abrams rolled into Baghdad, Saddam cried out, "Fuck me to tears", shaved his beard, donned a dress, lightly applied make-up and then slipped out the back door and joined the fleeing refugees.
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Its when your fucked big time.
Ryan Ryenolds in blade trinity after seeing the 2 rotweiler vampire fucks. goes ''fuck me sideways''
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