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to become married by a judge and 2 witnesess on FUBAR.
I now pronounce you Fuwife and fuhubby may you live forever in fu-matramony
Chinese (Cantonese) for shaved vagina.
I went down on this girl last night and her Bak Fu was amazing.
He is the stupidest guy you'll ever meet. He's funny and disciplined, especially when it comes to the gym. He slacks sometimes and is almost always nonchalant about everything. He cares... but only if you matter to him :) He also lacks functioning brain cells but manages to pull the baddest bitch in the planet. His girlfriend is so beautiful and smart that she carries the brain cells for both of them in the relationship. In exchange for her good qualities, he showers her with unconditional love and affection (and yummy kisses too).
Can Fu is daddy <3
A form of Marital Arts in which bitches orgasm from positions that are kinky with a pinky. In which the foot penetrates the camel toe.... Similar to a TOE-LOCK and the resulting climax squirtingly excreets CAMEL TOE-JAM
If your pickup lines fail, and the snatch is hungry you can use your training in toe-fu to satisfy her craving and get her in a butt-naked choke hold.
If a person has ebay-fu, they have mastered the art of ebay, able to get whatever they want, by bidsniping auctions or finding the stupidestly low prices for stuff
John's level of ebay-fu is fucking scary. He got a £200 TV for a fiver
Kung-Fu but with your wang
Prodominatley practised by nerdy folk with too much time on their hands.
Nerdman: Watch out! I'm a master in wang-fu!
Jelly: O_o um ok...
A modern derivation of Kung Fu found when a fight breaks out in the middle of the dance floor, mosh pit, or rave.
Usually involves the offending party being drunk or otherwise drugged and making an ass of themselves followed by an ass kicking under the bright flickering lights of the rave/dance floor which makes the whole thing look that much cooler.
Raver 1: "What the fuck happened?!"
Raver 2: "I dunno that fucktard pulled out a knife and the other guy went all Rave Fu on his ass!"
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