to become married by a judge and 2 witnesess on FUBAR.
I now pronounce you Fuwife and fuhubby may you live forever in fu-matramony
Motorcycling heaven. The euphoric feeling one gets after riding a nicely sealed road consisting of a continuous stream of twisty corners. Used to describe the state of mind after riding any such road, and also the road itself.
Person 1: Wow that road was awesome
Person 2: Yeah man, that road was twisty fu. Every corner flowed into the next.
Chinese (Cantonese) for shaved vagina.
I went down on this girl last night and her Bak Fu was amazing.
He is the stupidest guy you'll ever meet. He's funny and disciplined, especially when it comes to the gym. He slacks sometimes and is almost always nonchalant about everything. He cares... but only if you matter to him :) He also lacks functioning brain cells but manages to pull the baddest bitch in the planet. His girlfriend is so beautiful and smart that she carries the brain cells for both of them in the relationship. In exchange for her good qualities, he showers her with unconditional love and affection (and yummy kisses too).
Can Fu is daddy <3
If a person has ebay-fu, they have mastered the art of ebay, able to get whatever they want, by bidsniping auctions or finding the stupidestly low prices for stuff
John's level of ebay-fu is fucking scary. He got a £200 TV for a fiver
Kung-Fu but with your wang
Prodominatley practised by nerdy folk with too much time on their hands.
Nerdman: Watch out! I'm a master in wang-fu!
Jelly: O_o um ok...
A modern derivation of Kung Fu found when a fight breaks out in the middle of the dance floor, mosh pit, or rave.
Usually involves the offending party being drunk or otherwise drugged and making an ass of themselves followed by an ass kicking under the bright flickering lights of the rave/dance floor which makes the whole thing look that much cooler.
Raver 1: "What the fuck happened?!"
Raver 2: "I dunno that fucktard pulled out a knife and the other guy went all Rave Fu on his ass!"
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