When you lay down in the bottom of your closet with "wake me up" by goofy playing
I've been in a funeral position during sad hours.
Tiber was once a niche micro-celebrity who rose to fame after his tragic "death". A notable rap artist later made an obituarary to show her support as well as help with the funeral plans. The funeral ended with someone engulfing bong water, puking everywhere, and overall an uncomfortable vibe. Now the phrase "Tiber Funeral" is used to describe a disastrous event.
Person 1: This party sucks!
Person 2: Tiber Funeral....
The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.
Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.
A kind of photo you might take of your partner after sex. Your partner must be completely exhausted and lying down. Though it's not advised to share with any third parties, it's a way of showing how your partner was last night to remind them of "the good times".
"Don't think too highly of yourself, babe. I still have your Funeral Photo!"
"Fuck off."
Another way of saying, “Mind your own business.”
“Oh go plan your own funeral dipshit!”
The act of literally taking a shit on top of a coffin.
Scott got fired today - Camera's caught him giving our shipment of caskets we were sending to a funeral home a real Plumber's Funeral.
Funeral-Istic;
1. Something (generally clothing) black, Gothic, or equally depressing that would be something you'd see at a funeral.
2. When someone is depressed- not necessarily because of a recent death- and holes up in their room and hardly eats.
3. Something creepy, eerie, or ominous.
1. Why does she wear funeral-istic clothes so much?
2.She's been so funeral-listic lately, she didn't even eat the cake I baked her. She has to be depressed.
3. That ghost town is seriously funeral-istic.
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