gash management

the management female genitalia

"what are you studying at university?"
"gash management"

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gash rash

A sexually transmitted disease, a beaver fever

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'gash rash'

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Gash for Clunkers

1. Sexual intercourse in exchange for vehicles with low fuel economy. See www.cars.gov website for more details

Man, I plan to take advantage of Uncle Obama's new Gash for Clunkers program and trade in my broke ass Sclizzy for some fine ass shizzy.

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rail that gash

The act of slamming a babe's G-spot as hard as humanly possible.

dude1: "Bro, did you see that fly honey over there?"
dude2: "Yeah dude, I'm getting ready to rail that gash. get pumped."
dude1: "Deal."

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gash tash

A vertical stripe of hair above female genitals that sometimes resemble an 18th century moustache.
Often found a few weeks after a Brazilian and usually found on women in their 30’s.

"Fuck me Mum, I almost sneezed and sharted myself while chin deep in this fat tart's poon the other night, her gash tash would have done you proud, here's a pic..."

"Hey Bob, you could clean a rusty spoon with your wife’s gash tash, get it shaved off you arsehole acrobat"

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gash hammer

Gash Hammer (n)

A tool of the mans arsenal. Often used for nailing or hammering a gash.

The man had a large gash hammer. I was frightened...

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wake gash

someone who hooks up with wake-boarders on a daily basis

Natalie is such wake gash... she got Rusty Trombone last night by Max, and gave Nick a cincinnati bowtie the night proir!

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