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When someone denies a pregnant lady Portillos chocolate cake without good reason resulting in an uprising.
Do you remember Portillo-gate 2012? That pregnant chick went crazy on that lady!
A whore of the worst time. Spends more time on their knees than on their feet. Gives it up for nothing.
Eww, that Elizabeth girl is such a frizzy gates, I mean seriously, she gave it up to Leitz for FREE.
Ping Gate is the term coined by residents of the U.K. who have been forced into using the useless Tory COVID-19 app and who have “pinged” by said app to isolate, when not necessary.
This is causing much frustration to everyone trying to get a sense of normality back into their life.
BoJo: oh poppycock, I’ve been pinged to isolate.
Hancock; I’m glad I deleted the app after I sexually manipulated my staff to suck me off. Fucking ping gate.
Any problem with a Microsoft computer system caused by an inadvertent reboot that can only be fixed for some reason by rebooting again.
My power went out and kicked my desktop. It was all messed up. I rebooted it and now it's clean. It's the fucking Gates Paradox.
Oral sex performed on a female.
Sorry I didn't call you back last night, Jennifer was over last night and I was worshiping at the gates for quite some time.
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The gates that traditionally close off Heaven, if you believe in heaven as being a physical location and that it would require gates in the first place. The Pearly Gates are manned by Saint Peter, the discipline of Jesus who was the first leader of the Christian church.
When I died, Saint Peter stopped me at the Pearly Gates and told me I couldn't come in because they had a dress code.
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Sexual groping of one's genitalia at airport security by agents after a traveler refuses full body x-ray search.
I am glad we just went though the body xray, that guy got gate raped!
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