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When someones getting loud an u ask them what they are getting loud for
Person1: what did u sleep w my mans for then
Person2: i didnt hun, What you getting loud for?
Korean slang used by the front wall stocker at gardners supermarket.
Ahhhh Peyton, Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh
A term used when you strongly agree with something that was just stated.
Dontrell: "Girl, that party was off the hook!
Shaniqua: "MmmHmm girl, WhenEVER you get through!!"
#savethemugs
Why does urban dictionary like mugs?
Guy 1: GODDAMMIT MUG. GET IT NOW YOU BASTARD. DIE. GET IT RIGHT NOW. GET THE FUCKING
Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die
Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?
Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
Friend 1: dead, next
Friend 2: tell ur pet rock
Friend 1: oh thanks mate!
What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.
Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?
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