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non-living, non-physial, nonexistant.
No one should believe in something when it is nonexistant
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Man's Imaginary friend. He likes to play funny pranks on us and likes to contradict himself to make us laugh. He often uses our flawed human logic to make us do funny things.
White Christian: If i hate gays, blacks, and Mexicans, then i go to heaven.
Muslim Terrorist: If i kill myself and blow up that building, then god will give me the bitches.
God on Twitter: LOL :-)
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the one you go to when you finally realize that you're sick of jerks and being afraid, and of ignorant people who say whatever they want because they have no compassion. Has a great since of humor, loves us all. Waits for us to realize He is the truth.
girl 1- "where do i go?"
girl 2- "God is here and will always be here. So you can forget the jerk that just broke up with you over facebook."
girl 1- "right"
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1. The most popular entity known to Earth, usually with a fan club containing abnormally low grammar.
2. An interjection used by non-believers in moments of extreme feeling.
Did you hear that Christian the other day? He typed like he was 4 years old. Good thing he went with God.
God damn, some definitions have atrocious spelling. If you're going to define something, the least you can do is sound intelligent.
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God is a fundamental principal of Mythology. Gods are magical omnipotent beings who possess abilities, knowledge or insight greater then those of mortal man. They may represent and embody the concept good or evil, forces of nature, the natural elements, and almost any action or idea such as; luck, fertility, revenge, and war.
Most Modern Mythologies such as; Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Jainism, Sikhism Shintoism, Taoism, Freemasonry, Rosicrucians, Wicca, and Mormonism entertain the belief in one all powerful God or Goddess, or a small group of Gods. Hinduism, entertains the belief in a larger group of Gods.
The most common Modern God is decedent from Canaan Mythology. The God named El (Father of Gods, creator of things, Symbolized as a bull ) was spread initially by the early Jewish people, who renamed him Yahweh and stopped the idolatry of the bull. El had two sons, Dawn and Dusk, and a Wife Asherah (later called Shekinah or Matronit) who were worshiped by the Jewish people until 6th century B.C. The Characteristics of the God Mithras were incorporated into Yahweh to form the Mythology of Jesus and Christianity between 0 and 100A.D.
If you lie God will smite you.
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