Not gonna argue wif u

This is a Teamspeak meme which translates to "I give up, I can not possibly win this arguement". If this is said during an arguement, the arguement is over as the person who said it has admitted defeat.

Person 1: One plus one is 3...
Person 2: Are you fucking stupid? One plus one is two.
Person 1: Not gonna argue wif u.
Person 2: That's what I thought.

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who ya gonna call

GHOSTBUSTERS

"Sometimes, weird things happen, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?"

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Shit’s gonna hit the fan

Shit’s(a problem that has been avoided or that is waiting to be fixed) gonna hit the fan(theoretically the problem is going to “explode”, “combust” and make things worse by hitting the fan)

“Why don’t you just a get a divorce?”

“but then it’s going to make her want custody”

”We’ve been arguing about everything”

“The way she’s been acting seems like She wants to get a divorce too”

“It’s just a matter of time before shit’s gonna hit the fan”

I'm gonna have a cow

A term used to express excitement and anger and about any emotion imaginable. But be careful, people might assume you are literally giving birth to cows. If you choose to play along with this childish idea, make disturbing groans while squeezing your buttcheeks together. And people may ask you where you keep your cows. Tell them that you keep them in a pin behind your house!

(Accidentally drops phone and cracks screen)
Suzzy: Oh my goodness, I'm gonna have a cow!
(Friends throw a surprise birthday party)
Friends: SURPRISE!

Herald: AH! I'm gonna have a cow!
(Also consider... Trips and falls on school stairs in front of hot seniors)
Tina: About 24 cows just escaped my pin... ;(

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im gonna ride on this bitch

meaning that a person is really going to fight someone and fuck them up really bad.

fuck that skace fag rafeal im gonna ride on this bitch when i see him slippen.

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Haters gonna hate

something unpopular and bitchy people tell themselves

“everyone hates me because im a cunt. haters gonna hate”

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Haters gonna hate

As 2011 as you can get. Often used as an ironically or unaronically arrogant and blind response towards any kind of criticism. People who still use this retarded "comeback" unironically in 2018 are often despised, irritable, overly defensive and probably have a serious god complex. The "Haters gonna hate" "catchphrase" is unhumorous, unoriginal, dated and cringy. It originates from the same core idea as "Dab on them haters!"For the people who consider themselves superior to anyone who has even a slightly different opinion and expresses it: Did you consider that maybe there is a reason everyone thinks you are an asshole/bitch? People don't get massive criticism for anything. You fucked something up and you are too cocky to admit it. I hope a horrible thing in life will make you realize that you can't just say one stupid sentence back and walk away. If anyone agrees please press the like button.

-Hello.
-Did you see the new episode of My little Pony?
-No... I think that show is for kids under 10.
-Haters gonna hate!!!44!!4!*heavy breathing**autism intensifies*
-I'm not hating on the show it definitively has it's audience and it's mainly little girls.
-IT HEZ SEKZI PAWNIEZ IN ET YAH FUKEN HATERRR...*nose starts bleeding**muscle spasms*
-Jerry, you have an addiction.
-REEEEEEEEE!!!*loud choking**stroke happens*
-Why did i put roleplaying in this example wtf is wrong with me. (Yes, self-critique exists.)

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