the most retarded fucking cat in the world...possibly in the universe
goober ran into the window trying to get to a bird
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Ugly, tall, lanky male. Often has pimples the size of South Africa and a disgusting protruding mouth (and gonorrhea).
Boy 1: I know you've never hooked up with anyone, you're too ugly!
Goober: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
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1. A fat or unattractive person.
2. Someone highly annoying and/or stupid.
"That fools a straight goober"
"Damn that girl's hella ugly. She's a goober."
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a word use as an expression when you totally lack good vocabulary and are a total dork:)
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also known as Carrie, as defined by Ashley
man...that goober has really big boobs
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one how no one likes; the butt of all jokes
Blair and David are the biggest goobers at ARGS
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