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goober

the most retarded fucking cat in the world...possibly in the universe

goober ran into the window trying to get to a bird

by jessica August 4, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goober

Ugly, tall, lanky male. Often has pimples the size of South Africa and a disgusting protruding mouth (and gonorrhea).

Boy 1: I know you've never hooked up with anyone, you're too ugly!
Goober: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

by Reid Parker May 15, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


goober

a horny bastard

You are such a goober, go take a cold shower!!!

by Lizzy May 12, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goober

1. A fat or unattractive person.
2. Someone highly annoying and/or stupid.

"That fools a straight goober"
"Damn that girl's hella ugly. She's a goober."

by Euless November 14, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


goober

a word use as an expression when you totally lack good vocabulary and are a total dork:)

I think you are a goober!

by Lorisita November 9, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goober

also known as Carrie, as defined by Ashley

man...that goober has really big boobs

by matt January 28, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


goober

one how no one likes; the butt of all jokes

Blair and David are the biggest goobers at ARGS

by the cool one from surry May 13, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž