Bitch you got pied

when you servely pwn someone or just for comedic relief

usually along with a you got pied picture

Cooldude:Come on smoking crack isn't that bad
Me:are you being sereal
Cooldude: Idk what sereal is but i'm pretty sure i am
Me:Dumbass
M:*post Bitch you got pied picture.*

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YGIO(You got it out)

The action of ejaculation by either a male or female, with a partner or alone; Nutting;Cumming;Getting it out

MGIOIAP(Matt got it out in AP).- YGIO(You got it out)

fuck you, got mine

Phrase

1. When you Ignore or show disapprove of someone because they didn't take the precautionary steps to prepare for a situation, and you have.

2. When you acquired your interest in a situation or objective, and feel that you have no more responsibility to completing that situation or objective.

Example 1: Expo Visit

Friend 1: I forgot to buy a Expo Ticket, so lets go wait in line.

Friend 2: Fuck you, got mine.
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Example 2: Video Games

Friend 1: Finally, I found the strongest weapon for my character.

friend 2: well lets just finish the mission so I can get something too.

Friend 1: Fuck you, got mine.

DISCONNECTED.

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Have you got land?

A come on or chat up line, usually found in use in the west of Ireland, especially in Limerick by students who come from a farming background. At the present moment not one person has scored using this chat up line.

Farmer walks into a bar sees a beautiful woman:

Man: "Have you got land?"

Woman: "..." (stares at him and walks away)

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you got to be shitting me

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.

Really dude, you got to be shitting me.

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what you got going

Are you single or in a relationship

Aye lil mama , what you got going?

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it aint trickin if you got it

If a girl is willing to be with you regardless of whether or not you spend money on her then it's ok to buy her gifts and not be seen as a trick... because you've already got her. It's only tricking if you don't have her yet and you're using the gifts to try and establish a relationship.

Now that I have money, I decided to spend a couple thousand dollars on my girl who's been with me since we were broke together and going halves on a shake at McDonalds, cause hey... it aint trickin if you got it.

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