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the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.
thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"
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i don't understand this phrase
From "Friends":
Come on, Rosita
Us chicas gotta stick together
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Eating the booty ( butt ) like its something you buy from the store. Eating the booty is Usually used in sex.
I'm going to go to her house because I gotta eat the booty like groceries
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a phrase used when one executes a 'pimp slap' on someone for the sole reason to keep the hand and arm used during pimp slaping strong
luke: (slaps Tom)
tom: ow! dude, what was that for!
Luke: gotta keep the pimp hand strong, bitch
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To be the most powerful of them all.
When thanos has all the stones and bane offers him peanuts. Thanos takes the peanuts and begins absorbing them, staring bain in the eyes and says “you gotta be quicker than that buddy”
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A statement that a person makes to one's self when they realize they have allowed fear and anxiety to prevent them from doing something important or achieving a goal.
I've avoided calling this beautiful girl I met in the coffee shop. I'm almost forty years old and I am not married, I've gotta get my balls back and call her. courage, bravado, guts, confidence, masculinity, manhood
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To explain your actions when you are caught high at 8:00am.
"Hahaha...What the fuck are you doing 'sucking down' bongs at this hour?"
"Man, Sometimes yo' jus' gotsta smoke."
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