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A term derivative from the expansive family tree of chubbers; Curtails possessing particularly greasy features such as skin or hair - often making the one regarding the definition to appear as if they are a nonce. They are also compared to a blue whale due to their obese belly and bad eating habits leading to them contracting Type 2 Faggotry.
"U see that Aaron Felliciano guy, he's a greasy chubber. The other day i caught him getting it up the ass from marcel using the grease from his hair as lube."
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A greasy bastard is one who lives with you but avoids you, is greasy as fuck and enjoys to suck the dick of his "cool" friends
A$aptvrd- what greasy bastard left this giant pizza box in the fridge with only one slice
Baraty- I think it was that greasy batard joe
Ell Dog Malone- yea the greasy bastard is at Benedictine chuggin' Schlong and just left it in the fridge
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A smooth operator. someone who is well liked by others.
I thought you where a greasy wire, but your nothing but a rusty chain.
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Awkward night... When you are an absolute fuckwit of an MP and misinterpret great night for greasy night.
That MP is having a greasy night, he just publicly shared a letter sent to the police with non existent definitions from urban dictionary.
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a common term for male testicles or balls often used in an office environment and usually in mixed company.
"If they want to order more stationery then they can kiss my greasy swingers!" - Denis
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A skin condition which causes the oil glands to over-produce oils. This can be quite inconvenient when having to shake hands. It also poses quite a problem with using iPod touchs/iPhones because the dried on grease gets caked on the screen.
Person 1 - Hello good sir, how are you?
Greasy Hander - Fine *shakes hand*
Person 1 - Eww... Runs away and disinfects hands.
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Person 1 - Can I borrow your iPod touch?
Greasy Hander - Here... *hands over iPod*
Person 1 - Eww, why is the screen all rough and greasy feeling?
Greasy Hander - Its just mah greasy hands!
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