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A mixed drink that disguises the alcohol so well that the intoxication sneaks up on you.
I thought I didn't drink that much last night, but those Pearl Harbor drinks really did me in.
First off, a Pearl Harbor is a Japanese or Hawaiian girl’s vagina. Missing Pearl Harbor is when you try to stick your penis in the Japanese or Hawaiian girl’s vagina, but end up missing. Instead, you stick it in her pee-hole, which will be very painful for her, just as it would had been for the Japanese if they did not manage to attack Pearl Harbor.
Yo don’t go missing Pearl Harbor, ‘cause if you do, then yo dong gonna be hurtin.
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when someone is being a big douche, i.e. sand in their vagina
She was bitching at me so bad, I think she was harboring a pearl
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Straining on the toilet to release an over-sized piece of crap causing you to exclaim "wraaaaaauuuugh" (meaning "Mommmmy!" in Kashykk-speak); when the offending fecal matter is finally released and inspected before flushing, it is covered in ripped out butt-hairs.
From the WC: "Wraaaaaauuuuuugh!!!!"
Joe: "Hey, is that Bob in there?"
Betsy: "Oh, yeah, sounds like he is Harboring a Wookie again...maybe he needs a laxative?"
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The location where Watson and Crick discovered the structure of DNA, where they stole all the ideas from Rosalind Franklin because they're liars. But now, Cold Spring Harbor mostly consists of rich preps who are good at LAXXXXX and smoke pot. mad rager man. ..... do work. This town is also known as Coke Spring Harbor and is hated by everyone in south Huntington.
Wow, that Cold Spring Harbor is whack.
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The hickest town you can find. Girls wear camo leggings and ugs or muck Boots. The guys either smoke weed or cigarettes. 95% of the population dips Copenhagen and drive a square body chevy.
I went to oak harbor ohio and got a can of chew from the fill station.
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While performing the 69, the male casually spits on the girl's back. Thinking he has ejaculated the girl turns around to see the damage, the male busts his load into her unexpecting face. A sneaky yet comical sneak attack.
Charles: I Pearl Harbored Emily last night, you owe me $20!
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