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a goose
a freak
a mentally ill person
a guy who does things (such as licking trees, or pelting people with marshmallows calling them FLUFFY BUNNY FLUFFY BUNNY) for no apparent reason except to maybe get girls attention (which is extremely rare)
someone who is very immature
ex. 1-
person #1 : "whoa, look at that one dude, what is he doing?!"
person #2 : "oh, you mean the guy who's peeling the skins off grapes and throwing them at the wall? nah, thats normal for him, he's a hayden."
ex. 2-
person #1 (seeing some guy pull down his pants and run around screaming out old sayings like Patience is a virtue and Treat others as you would like to be treated) "what the... why the hell would someone do a thing like that?"
person #2 : whoa, i dont know... oh wait. he's hayden.
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An externally creepy person with a big mole on there face. or could also be knows as a future or current molester / pedophile with greasy hair.
Example 1. "Hey bamballs, how does my hair look today?"
"What the fuck are you trying to be a hayden bro? you havent washed your hair in days!"
Example 2. "OMG bongo get off of me, are you trying to pull a hayden?"
Example 3. "Stop making up lies about that big mole on your face, when you do that you seem like a hayden!"
Example 4. "Stop pressing you balls against me, are you trying to be a hayden?"
Example 5. "I like bloody sex"
"Eww what are you trying to be, a hayden?"
Example 6. "Hey bro look at my baggy black sweat pants, dont I look dope?"
"NO! you look like a hayden!"
Example 7. "Can I bum a cigg bro?"
"No you have asked me that 10 times, you keep acting like a hayden!"
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a fuckboy who very much a pleb and cheats on girls all the time
person 1: did you here that he cheated on her
person 2: yah, he’s such a hayden
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A guy no one likes, always nerdy and annoying. Too geeky to be alive, never sporty. Loves self deprication. No common sense
Omg look at that nerd. He must be a Hayden
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A sexy man from the dirty south. Often feared by other men because of his sexyness. Very funny, with the personality of a yam. Idolizes black women and Anne Frank. Hayden's often have barbie-like mothers, and hang out with megs. Hayden's have great style, and give good blow jobs. Hayden's are genies in bed. Hayden's are also fluent in Niggerative language.
Girl- "Omg, there's Hayden!"
Anne Frank- "Don't talk to him, he makes fun of me"
Hayden- "Hi! Anne get out of here, you Jewbag.
Guy- "I'm out, this Hayden character is too sexy."
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The position when a homosexual man excretes a soft serve like feces into another homosexual man's anus while moving his hips like a belly dancer using a hula hoop.
Did you see that guy do a Hayden to that other guy on Grindr?
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A stupid dumb ass who has no clue what hes doing part from trying to act cool when he's not and crack jokes that are dead.
"Hayden you dumbass"
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