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When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.
Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."
Very hot person, always the prettiest in the room.
Hot person : Look, it’s Rose-Helene!
Hot person 2: Rose-Helene is hotter then me!
The quality or state of being or similarity to Helen Hunt; either in appearance, acting ability, or speech.
You are looking very Helen Huntness today.
That sounded a little Helen Huntness.
Helen Kellers creamy wet pussy
I want me some of that Helen Kelussy
When three bros ejaculate in a girls eyes, ears, and mouth, leaving her blind, deaf, and dumb.
Me and the boys Helen Kellered that hot MILF last night, then left the plunger in the toilet bowl. Got her!
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When a person takes a shit and then proceeds to wipe it on the wall and leaves it for an unsuspecting person to clean it up. Its called the Helen special cause you don't see or hear it until its on the wall a la Helen Keller.
Man I stayed at this hotel last night and someone left a Helen Special for the house keepers this morning in the public bathroom.
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To Helen Keller something:
An act of groping blindly to identify something or someone.
Guy1: So she left early why?
Guy2: I was half asleep and hungover and didn't remember who she was, so I Helen Kellered her face, and poked her in the eye by accident.
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