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tripping helmet

A handkerchief or similar piece of fabric used as a headcovering, created by folding said fabric in half diagonally, placing folded edge against forehead, and securing it by tying three points into a knot at the back of the head. Traditionally worn by young males who are often involved in recreational drug use, hence the term "tripping" helmet.

Dude, I am, like, so high. Let's put on our tripping helmets and go play ultimate.

by kmg November 4, 2006

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german helmet

The highly distinctive helmet used by Germany during WWII. Worn by both Wehrmacht and SS units throughout the war. Even today, the site of one of these pieces of pressed steel can cause piss to run down the legs of Pollacks and Frenchmen everywhere.

I wore my german helmet whilst stealing potatoes from the Irish.

by Swedish Bob November 10, 2006

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fireman's helmet

The head of a dick..

My gay co-worker Kevin always talks about licking the fireman's helmet.

by Mark August 29, 2004

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beer helmet

After finishing a case of beer, you proceed to open one end of the case and place it on your head. Thus you can see out of the handle and you are wearing a beer helmet.

Does not protect head from injury

Dude you rocked the beer helmet all of last night, Didn't help when you slammed your head on the wall though

by beer master August 31, 2006

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ottoman helmet

This is a seldom seen sex position in which a male places his two balls in a female's eyesockets, his erect penis then points upwards resembling pointed ottoman helmets of ancient times.

So did you guys get realy kinky last night?
Yeah we did some crazy shit, he even let me wear the ottoman helmet!

by Jdizzle888 April 22, 2009

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helmet cheese

The cheesey substance that collects at the head of the uncercumcised penis

i would give you a blowjob but i dont like the taste of head cheese

by Matthias July 3, 2004

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Viking Helmet

A piercing through the penis head consisting of a half ring with pointed ends, thus resembling the helmet of an (operatic) Viking.

Guy A: "Dude, check out my Viking Helmet"

Guy B: "What? Aww man, I didn't wanna see your junk...but that is pretty awesome."

by s7ryph November 22, 2010

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