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A computer virus, which no matter how many times you try deleting it with antivirus programs, keeps coming back.
Dude 1: Hey man, why weren't you at Meg's party last night?
Dude 2: Ahh man. I was stuck inside all night, man.
Dude 1: Why's that man?
Dude 2: Fucking Electronic Herpes man.
Dude 1: Ahh man... Shit.
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1: Your whip in every game in the Castlevania series. Generally used to combat Goofy Bone Skeletons, Bats, Ghouls, Hunchbacks, and Dracula himself.
2: A very good weapon, or very good item in any game, or real life.
1:
Peter: My Herp Stick upgraded!
Chris: Yes! Now we will go kill Dracula!
Peter: Aww, I died.
Chris: Your Herp Stick had a malfunction.
2:
Chris: Have you obtained the Herp Stick yet?
Eric: There is no Herp Stick in this game.
Chris: Then you are obviously playing the game wrong.
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A woman that knowingly spreads herpes to as many guys as she can.
My ex girlfriend is s herpes cannon
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A disease one likely receives from wearing rental bowling shoes without any socks. Causes irritation and itchiness, kinda like athletes foot. Highly contagious! foot, herpes, feet, foot herpes
My son wore flip flops to the bowling alley and came home with feet herpes because he forgot to bring socks.
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Fucking someone so hard that your jizz gives someone herpes in their ass
Docter:what seems to be the problem
Bob:my ass hurts
Docter:Lets see
Docter: you have anal herpes
Bob: Bitch wut
Bob: DAMN IT SAMANTHA
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A very interesting creature, thus being 33% fish, 33% snake, 34% adorable and 5% maple syrup. Regularly attacked by large black Barks-a-billion creature and annoying obnoxious meowing Purr-bug.
Also the defender of cocktopus infections, and has the only known antidote for such issue.
Herpes on Toast got rid of the cocktopus infested creature!
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eating a chick out or giving a guy head that has herpes...pretty self explanitory
omg adam i cant belive you gave vicki a herpe slurpy
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