When a gentleman ejaculates into his hand prior to shaking hands with another man.
Before I quit my job I made sure to give my boss the New Jersey high five.
The awkward turtle high five is a two man version of the regular awkward turtle.
Each person takes part in a regular high five, however, once hands have collided mid air, you keep your hands touching and then you each rotate your thumb as you move your hands upward, almost as if the awkward turtle was going for a swim into the sky.
The awkward turtle high five can be used in situations to overcome awkward moments, or just for fun.
"Dude! Happy Birthday!"
"Um..My birthday was last week."
"Oh. Right."
"Yeah."
"Awkward turtle high five?!?!"
"Awkward turtle high five!"
*awkward turtle high five occurs*
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I was with this girl last night and gave her a Jeremy Corbyn high five. She loved it!
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When you and your partner are bumping uglies and the dude cums in his hand then share a celebratory high five making the cum fly like cum-fetti.
Hey, that was amazing. Cum high five me.
A variation of high five scuba dive, consists of high five followed by forward diving motion with the high fiving hand. Accompanied by the words "High Five Super Dive!!"
"High Five" on the high five, "super dive" on the dive.
Tom " Wow i just won the lottery!!"
Josh "Dude!!!"
Both "High Five Super Dive!!"
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A super-awesome high five, reserved for super-awesome moments, achieved by doing a huge, loud, possibly painful high five and keeping your hands together aterwards, with a crazy look on your face, preferably mouth open and eyes wide. Made famous by the TV show How I Met Your Mother.
"Yes! The Meatloaf song is finally over! Freeze frame high five!"
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A phrase used in the popular tv show "30 rock" where cast member Liz Lemon ( Tina fey ) gives herself props by putting her hands up in the air, shaking them, and saying, "I'm high-fiving a million angels!"
How does that feel Jenna?
-like I just got burnt
Yeah, high-fiving a million angels!
-owww
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