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Crusty socks that became that way due to the wearer being a crazy hillbilly who never changes his or her socks. Considered quite the fashion (from North Carolina to Missouri) once they can "stand on their own two feet".
Kyle: uhh... dude... why are your socks standing up?
Leroy: I haven't washed them in a few years.
Jenny: ohhh Leroy... I just loooooooove a man who's not afraid to sport Hillbilly Crocks!
Buying a popular brand of water ice,(i.e. Ritas') and adding tequila. Thus saving the hassle of using a blender.
We couldn't afford to go to the bar, so we stayed home and made hillbilly margaritas.
Describes a false statement that is generally spread within very small (and melodrama filled) social circles... Usually stating that something is a certain way when in reality it isn't even close to being true. Their social circle is so small minded, that they themselves start to believe that it’s true just because everyone in their small network says so. They start to hate people that go against their false belief, no matter how trivial... Very similar to religion amongst narrow minded bigots.
Hillbilly Talker: You can't get a rental car anywhere unless you are 25! They just won't let you.
Knowledgeable Person: Yes you can, usually you will just get a higher risk surcharge.
Hillbilly Talker: Na uh, Zach the bartender (at some dive hole in the wall) said he tried to and they wouldn't let him because he is only 24.
Knowledgeable Person: Maybe that policy is specific to the rental company?
Hillbilly Talker: Nope, it's the same way everywhere.
Knowledgeable Person: How do you know? I got a rental car last year, and I'm only 24 this year...
Hillbilly Talker: That’s just the way it is. You are wrong.
Knowledgeable Person: Whatever.
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a condition created when the rear struts or shocks of a car stop functioning and the weight of the car rests only on the springs causing the ass end to bounce under hard braking.
adds at least 10% to the coolness factor of a car
my Tempo has ridiculous hillbilly hydraulics when I pump the brake pedal
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A fairly large population of rednecks in Backwoods people reside in the state of Arizona granted we are the South, Picacho Peak was tied to the civil war , being it was Arizona's only Civil War battle. Any Which Way nearly 56% of Arizona's population happens to be Hillbillies or rednecks actually being a Hillbilly is not a bad thing ,so all you folks out there that think they're bad Backwoods animals you're gravely mistaken. The fact is they're quite intelligent utilizing the land for their best benefits in productivity such as if someone has a bunch of debris and garbage in the backyard well what you do ? You profit off of it somehow someway like, garage sales or yard sales or planting a garden in your property and grow your food, or ,you raise chickens and have them run through your house and then when you're ready to eat them ,well, walk them right into your oven, whatever way you have to find fit to survive is one way of looking at it.
The actual true definition of an Arizona hillbilly is one who participates in the daily use of Meth. Activities such as hoarding lots of sex, group showers to name a few. All in all hanging out with an Arizona hillbilly will be a good experience.
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A game played with PVC pipes connected to make four rungs; the goal is to wrap a length of rope with balls attached to either end to one of the rungs of your opponent's PVC setup.
I was at a party this weekend and we played hillbilly golf on the lawn. Cletus lost an eye.
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Outerspace hillbilly or hillbilly from outer space is a subculture of people who are apart from the southern mainstream of Rednecks, White Trash, and Urban Cowboys. They are in general southern Hipsters/Indies who are very cultured and independent along with usually bohemian, and grew up in the inner city or suburbs. They usually wear Vintage clothing, Converse, Tight, Skinny, Loose, or Ripped jeans usually dark, along with shirts that are colorful and expressive, and hats of every kind from Cowboy Hats to Fedoras and Trillbys. Their Hairstyles are their own but are usually long and messy but always clean. Their music prefrences differ greatly from Alternative country, Techno, Indie, Grunge, and many other alternative music styles but NEVER mainstream. They are also All talented, intelligant, well mannered, and liberal. And its all topped off with a southern accent.
(White Trash1): You see that little shit with the ungodly clothing with them skinny jeans, converse, and a commie che shirt and why the hell is he wearin that good ol' cowboy hat with that long messy ass hair.
(White Trash2): Goddamn Outerspace Hillbilly i tell ya
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