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When you barely get away from getting your ass kicked by a homeless person.
Duder 1: "Hey broke ass! What you gonna do? Nice ratty ass wife beater. Go beg for change son!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas."
Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass."
Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude."
Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though."
Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!"
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The default victim in Leftist Political Correctness politics.
Q: Why do taxes keep going up?
A: We have to pay for the programs to help support the Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimos.
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Gaia...
Gaia is such a homeless bitch ass nigga
He's a Gaia
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The final stage of the Homeless Invasion.
After you've defeated stage II, little tiny gay homeless people will invade your house and crawl up your ass. They can only be killed with hotdog water because it tastes like shit and they cannot handle it.
Alex: You done..?
Tony: Almost, the final stage is coming, Homeless Invasion: Stage III. there's tiny homeless people who wanna crawl up my ass coming soon, then you can come over.
Alex: I'm starting to think you're insane.
Elia V.
A child of many mysteries, a phenomenon, may have come from Area 51
Oh my god, Elia, the homeless hairy man baby is coming!!
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The politically correct way of saying "Bum's Rush."
The Liberal Words for "Bum's Rush."
The forcible ejection from a saloon, performed on an objectionable person by a bouncer. It is done by grabbing the offender by the shirt collar and the belt, and pushing him out the door.
"I got the bum's rush from Finkbein's bar last night."
"Oh, you must never say 'bum's rush!' That will offend white liberals! Instead,you should say 'homeless person's manditory egression.'"
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One who lives on the street and spends all of the money he gets for drugs, alchohal, and skin mags.
"Dude, if you don't get yourself together, your gonna be one of those Good For Nothing Homeless Dudes in Boston"
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