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a non binary person that sticks a dildo into a piece of gouda cheese
When a modern gentlemen finds himself overwhelmed with internet pornography & in need of several sexual encounters in succession over a short period of time.
Simon: "Has anyone seen Allan this weekend?"
Andrew: "No, but last time I spoke to Allan he said he had been spending alot of time on the internet & needs to catch up with a few friends?"
Dave: "I think Allan might be on a Hooker Binge"
A bruise, bumb or bruises an amateur hooker or beginning stripper gets for swinging off a cage or pole.
Guuuuurl pleasee, check out them hooker marks i got from last nite making that dough on the pole! ;D
You and a small group of friends make a trip to your local (insert location restaurant that sells all-you-can-eat pancakes) and make an effort to smuggle out a good amount of syrup and butter coated pancakes...
You take a trip out to your local red-light district to go hunting...
Find a prostitute...the uglier, the better...
You ask to 'see the goods' and as soon as she's flops out her used up tits, you lob a pancake into her sad little life.
Film the response, drive off laughing...
Dude, Nikki, Steph, TK, and I just got back from IHop.
They had all-you-can-eat pancakes!!!
We're about to go Hooker Pancaking!!!
Wanna Come?
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A hooker who is less than 5 foot tall. Not restricted to genetic dwarf humans but could also be smallish Asian types and chronic crack whores who lose bone density and shrink.
BigE.."what the fuck was that??"
JJ.."A child hooker???"
BigE.."it's so small..."
JJ.."nah man, just that midget hooker on MacArthur.."
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A hot tub.
Johnny V called up the hooker, dunked her in the hot tub and had his way with her. Two fold, let her marinate and disinfect in the hooker cooker.
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A homemaker who rents herself out part time to make extra cash, usually behind her husband's back.
Cheryl keeps the palace clean in the day, and fucks anything that moves by night. That's one fine housewife hooker.
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