When someone takes a shit in a condom, freezes it, and then uses it as an ass dildo.
Natalie's asshole was torn from the canadian hot dog.
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This is when a person has a barbeque but before cooking the hot dogs they insert them into a real dogs' pussy. Hot dogs should remain in the pussy for at least one hour to attain full funkatude.
At Kevin's BBQ, he served some high quality Funky Hot Dogs and they were delicious
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The sexual act of defecating directly into partners mouth, with a non-diarrhea turd.
Dude, I just gave my girl a foot long steamboat hot dog last night and she loved it!!
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The way Christian girls have sex so that they can preserve their v-cards. Normally, the guy just puts it between her legs rather than actually in her vagina.
"Hey Mary Ellen, did you hook up with Chad?"
"Yeah, but we just did it hot-dog style, so Jesus isn't mad!"
the vagina
one inserts a 'hot dog' , the heat up begins, and eventually the 'hot dog' emits a sticky, gooey white fluid illustrating it's cooked finality ! usually, an EXTREME STRUGGLE is required to actually enter the cooker.
she gave john five minutes of peace with her hot dog cooker !
she steamed his "prime parts" with her hot dog cooker !
u.d. rejected his hot dog cooker concept, so john hit the "pickup bar" searching for a quality hot dog cooker ,
When you eat too many hot dogs late at night and so you wake up feeling like you have the stomach flu.
Guy 1: βI think I have the stomach flu.β
Guy 2: βNo, you ate too many hot dogs last night, I think itβs just hot dog flu.β
A Vietnamese hot dog is were a girl is giving a blowjob whilst being squirted in the face with various sauces
Oh my girl is such a whore she give me a Vietnamese Hot dog