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When a man receives oral sex from a girl who is leaving town the next day.
Hoyt pulled a Hummer 'n run on this girl he met at the bar last night. She was drunk. He brought her home. He got a blow job.
She moved to another city the next day.
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The Hummer of Donnie fame is that guy who is a total Donnie to the point that he literally drops down and gets his eagle on, offering up hummers to any guy in his vicinity because as we all know a Donnie is the epitome of all things that suck to an extreme level so the Hummer of Donnie fame must do what he was put on this earth to do and SUUUUUUCK!!!!
Person 1: Man that dude was being a total piece of shit last night, right?!?!
Person 2: I mean honestly bro, what do you expect a Hummer of Donnie fame to do other than suck major cock…. That’s what he was put on this earth to do!!!! Can’t hate him for being what he was meant to be….
Person 1: Facts
The beater of the ultimate argument winner Two camels in a Tiny car because A: 3 is more then 2. B: Camels are cooler then lamas. C: Hummers crush tiny cars. Finally a comeback to all those Douches out there who use this as a legit comeback.
Douche: Hey, dude, you know 13 inches is a foot right?
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned
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I want something new, but what am I supposed to do about you? I love you, it's true.
I'm stuck in this job that I love, but I can't help wanting to get out of it because it's destroying me - I've got Hummer syndrome.
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A CAR THAT RUNS VERY SLOW BUT CAN PICK UP SPEED AND IS A GAS GUZZLER SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY NEAR A GAS STATION
:you: Hey look a 2006 hummer h1 alpha
:someone: oh yeah
hummer rimmer reach around: the nearly impossible act of giving someone a blow job, rim job and hand job all at the same time. Anything is possible!
"so i thought she was just going to play the ol'trombone last night but instead she went above and beyond and gave me a hummer rimmer reach around!!!"
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When you dog someone in a fortnite wager so bad they put holes in the wall.
I just beat them 25-13 in box fights, WE BLAZING THAT HUMMER PACK