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When you get so drunk you projectile vomit on everything in the room, especially the expensive things.
Yo on Wednesday i got so drunk it was like hurricane Sophia. I threw up on two laptops, a subwoofer, all over a bed, and then my arm fell in the toilet.
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Fornicating in the doggie position over a toilet bowl with the girls head in the bowl, when climax occurs you pull out, flush the toilet (giving the girl a swirly) and ejaculating towards the bowl aiming at her face.
I was giving it to this girl in the bathroom and I thought: "What a great opportunity to give her the Miami Hurricane"
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A hurricane that impacted the southeastern United Staes, causing extensive damage and flooding.
"Hurricane Katrina is a Bastard"
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When a tropical storm or hurricane goes through a wild night of intensification, and then can't sustain its own energy. It then experiences a time of weakening.
Person 1: Man that storm is exploding right now!
Person 2: Don't be too nervous about that, it will experience a Hurricane Hangover soon and should weaken.
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a city along the Gulf Coast that is full of hurricane food; the tell tale signs include: insufficient levees, altitudes below sea level, and crime reports that show an increase of theft just after a hurricane strikes
Robert Stack from Unsolved Mysteries: Just months before Katrina...
Jack: Honey, where would you like to go on vacation?
Jill: New Orleans sounds fun...
Robert Stack: But the reviews on Expedia.com neglected to mention that New Orleans is hurricane bait and that months later, they would become nothing but hurricane food.
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A reigning "scene queen" made famous by a Forever the Sickest Kids song titled "Hurricane Haley" written by her ex boyfriend of the band, firecrotch Caleb Turman. There's an ongoing joke in the scene world that once you've known/hooked up with Haley your band gets big. She's been seen/rumored with members of Bring Me The Horizon, Cobra Starship, Sing it loud, Bleeding Through, and Farewell. She and her friends pride themselves on their good looks, style, and being guest listed for every show ever.
"THERES A HURRICANE IN THE FORECAST"
"SOOOOO HURRICANE HALEYS GOING TO BE AT THE SHOW TONIGHT?"
"OMG THAT OUTFIT IS SO HURRICANE SEASON"
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for men: where u tie your significant other to a ceiling fan by the ankles, then turn on the fan. as your significant other spins, you dick-slap them in the face when they come close to you.
that couple used the Louisiana Hurricane last night.
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