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Hurt Monkey

The general sense of dejection and disappointment that follows failure, or

A dejected and defeated person.

Don't get all hurt monkey on us.

Danny has been nonstop hurt monkey since Lindsey turned him down.

by kevin12dr January 13, 2011

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hurt attack

verbal, emotional or physical abuse.

every Time i see you, i always get chest pains. because you always hurl a 'hurt attack' at me.

by EnterNot July 24, 2008

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fucking hurts

A phrase used to describe something that hurts, usually while you are in pain, or angry.

(Steve walks into the classroom and his buddy Joe starts talking to him)

Joe: Hey Steve.
Steve: I don't want to fucking be here, my head fucking hurts.

by niggertits31234 December 25, 2011

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Butt hurt

The act of being upset over a very menial situation such as not being invited somewhere or having information withheld from you unintentionally. One whom becomes butt hurt easily also is great at verbal accusations in lieu of physical altercations.

Josh: Dude... no invite. COOL!
Brandon: Boohoo
Chris: Ya'll get butt hurt too much. Here's some ice for your bruised ego.
Kyle: I need a hooch.

by BarnacleBill February 15, 2010

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Hurt Load

A hurt load is a fuckin hurtin fuck load of shit piled up neatly ready to be jumped on by some gay ass mother fucker. Only 2 second year old babies are able to jump onto a hurt load because of theyre supernatural hurtin fuck load powers.

person 1: dude!!!! that fuckin little hurtin fuck loads gonna jump into that big mother fuckin hurt load!

Person 2: yo dawg...his shit be fucked...

by mike April 21, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


butt-hurt

Excessively and dramatically indignant.

Imagine that you have half-heartedly kicked some deserving party in the pants, and he is now acting as if he were mortally wounded. Then imagine the equivalent behavior in response to a verbal kick in the pants.

"My mom left me ten voicemails in one hour, so I asked her just what the big fucking emergency was. And she got butt-hurt because I used a dirty word!"

by Qit el-Remel March 24, 2008

106๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


Butt Hurt

To become offended or upset (such as you would after taking it in the ass in prison) after a smart-assed comment is made. Most of the time it is over something pathetic

Carl got real butt hurt after receiving the nickname Hot-Carl.

by B.A-M.F January 18, 2008

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