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Assholes who keep playing on their iPhone at parties and when hanging out with friends
Look at that iPhone fag showing off his AWESOME new app instead of hanging out
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iPhone X R U FUCKING KIDDING ME?
"what does that R stand for in iPhone XR?"
"R U fucking kidding me?"
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iPhone Dropping is the practice of mentioning to people that you have an Apple iPhone within a conversation, story, song, online identity, or other communication.Often connotes an attempt to impress others; it is usually regarded negatively.
fuck you. quit iPhone dropping.
The name of the person asked for by everyone who calls on your new iPhone. The people calling are typically bill collectors, loan sharks, used car dealers, angry relatives or desperate tweakers who are all looking for the loser who had that number before you but couldn’t afford the data plan and all those purchases from iTunes and the App Store that really started to add up after a while.
Just a sec, I've got to take this.
Trevor? No, you've got the wrong number...
Who am I? I'm not Trevor. Who are you? I just got this phone; I don't know any Trevor!
Sorry, apparently my iPhone name is Trevor.
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A person who always carries his/her iPhone and possibly sleeps with it and always talks about how (s)he can't imagine a life with an iPhone.
Here we are at the event horizon of the human history and what have we become: bunch of lovesick, ADHD, iPhone huggers.
Someone who is always fidgeting with their dumb smart phone like a retarded chimp.
Get the fuck off your phone, you Iphone Ape!
Used to describe the wealth of knowledge someone brings to the table, only on the basis of ownership of an iphone.
1: "Johnny really knows his way around the city. He must have lived there for years. He knew when all the train schedules on my line, and the best restaurants."
2: "Not really. He's just iphone smart."
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1: "Dog, I can't hang with Bill no more. He's always gotta be the one with all the right answers."
2: "Don't sweat it Randy. He's just iphone smart. He'd be quite boring without his device."