as a friend

What you say about the cutest, nicest, most incredible guy that you hang around with after your boyfriend asks.

Boyfriend: are you cheating on me with that guy i ALWAYS see you with?
Girlfriend: No! I just like him as a friend

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Friend

Someone you can share details of your sex life with, without it being weird.

Only a true friendship could withstand conversation including the intimate details of their kinky sex.

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friend

An unorthodox name picked by someone who has no end in mind. This person does not see the difficulties that will arise in trying to address them by using this name.

A: Hey Sean, have you seen Friend?
B: You're my Friend.
A: No.. I mean Friend Koay

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Friend

a friend, at its most basic level, can be defined as someone who is not family that, if you died tomorrow, would come to your funeral.

Guy A: Ugrhhh *dies*

(a week later)

Guy B: Im going to Guy A's Funeral, he was my Friend!

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friend

Someone who will always be there for you... when they need money

friend: hey friend!!
you: hey, i would have never expected you to talk to me. whats up?
friend: oh, can i borrow some money?
you: ...

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Friended

When you tells a boy/girl you like, that you have deep feelings for them and the boy/girl reply with something along the lines of "Oh, I'm sorry, but I just think of you as a friend"

Girl 1: "I went up to Jimmy last night and told him how I really felt."
Girl 2: "What happened?"
Girl 1: "I got friended."

Sally friended Andrew when he asked her out last night.

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Friends

1. people who accept you for who and what you are. Unless something radical occurs they will stay at your side forever.

2. an NBC TV show that ran from 1994 to 2004. It had some good moments but by the last few seasons the six main actors were being paid a million dollars per episode to mostly just whine and say "Oh my God" at everything. The show had long jumped the shark by the series finale, which sucked big time.

1. I have lots of friends and I can call them at any time.

2. Sherry: Here is the 4th season of Friends on DVD.

Joyce: Oh my God!

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