Love Lust

Jeff Hines is a douche bag.

My friend Jeff Hines, is a douche bag that doesn't know that love lust is something.

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soup kitchen lust

When two or more unfortunate individuals meet and indulge in grotesque sexual activities at a soup kitchen. Usually on the dirty floor.

They locked eyes from across the room and came to the conclusion that they must engage each other in a round of soup kitchen lust.

post-lust disgust

That lingering moment directly following self-induced ejaculation where the porno you are watching, which only seconds before bestowed great arousal, suddenly becomes revolting, disturbing, or downright weird.

Almost never happens pre-orgasm. Could be attributable to hormonal changes in the brain following climax, or simply be due to the fact that you came at the right moment, i.e. before stuff got gross. Also referred to as post-load odium.

8 STEPS OF SHAME:

1. Porno depicts attractive people engaging in consensual sex
2. You become tumescent/engorged, initiate self-pleasure
3. Porno continues, perhaps becoming slightly kinkier
4. You climax, shuddering and expelling fluid everywhere
5. Porno remains on due to personal exhaustion/messy hands
6. You watch, either out of laziness, boredom, or curiosity
7. Porno actress has hot, sticky semen shot unceremoniously onto her face, which is then formed by several suddenly-appearing clowns into a rather convincing Colonel Sanders mustache, which they then supplement by adding a spunk-white tuxedo of their own jizzign.
8. Post-lust disgust kicks in: you stand up and turn off your computer

irrational clark lust

Disorder affecting thousands in the US and portions of Canada. Symptoms include racing thoughts of white pants, uncontrollable urges to manhandle fluffy red hair, blindly disregarding proper spelling rules, and feigning an interest in map-making.
ICL is thought to be caused by overexposure to the portraits and writings of early American explorer William Clark. As of 2011, there is no proven cure. Sufferers of the disorder are said to have reegretted no-thing &c.

Park Ranger: Miss, you can't stand that close to that portrait of William Clark!
Young Lady: CLAAAAAAK.
Young Lady's companion: She can't hear you Park Ranger, she's suffering from Irrational Clark Lust.

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blood lust

Refers to the want of blood in a sexual manner. People who cut themselves to retrieve blood are often lumped into the cutter group because of misunderstanding.

Often associated with sadomasochism and vampirism

Whenever I see his neck I am overcome with blood lust

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I lust you

What most men are really feeling when they say "I love you" early in a relationship. They're either confusing lust for love or more likely, using the word "love" to enhance their chances of satisfying their lust.

"Whew! I came THIS close to blurting out 'I lust you'
but caught myself and said 'I love you.' She bought it and I scored."

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panthrea lust

1. To be outwitted or out smarted.

2. Used in reference to be of inferior intelligence.

Can you believe I pulled a panthrea lust on that girl?

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