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Blake Theory is the theory wherein the female gender acts as a herd and follow in specific directions in their respective professional occupations. For example, in the public accounting world, the following are bound to happen -
a) New hires are pretty split between males and females but most of the people in the first three years are males. Most seniors then end up being female. But then they taper off by the Manager level, and the top of the corporate ladder is male-heavy.
b) Females gravitate toward audit and stay in it because they do not have the courage to quit, and more importantly, love the power they get as seniors where they get to boss people around since this will not likely happen in their homes.
Blake Theory was theorized by one of the most imminent scholars of our generation. His or her whereabouts and details shall remain anonymous for fear of feminists around the world.
Person X: Man, that senior is nuts. She pushes people around all day and takes her work way too seriously, but then whines about it.
Person Y: Yea man, Blake Theory, that's what they do
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This theory states that a cricket ball in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by the nose of a cricket player.
While playing cricket on a Saturday afternoon, Balaji is struck in the nose by a cricket ball, this is the basic premise of the Theory of Balajitivity. This action breaks a small bone in the player's nose and he is scarred for life. Undaunted, Balaji would return to the field for the glory and honor of his family.
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n.-A chess term for the strategy employed in the first couple moves (opening) of a chess game. Nonsense if you want to have fun.
Haven't you studied your opening theory?
Shut up.
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1. Creating a buzz about a topic and claiming victory no matter the outcome.
2. Something you come up with after being in college for like 20 years and never getting a degree.
3. An old guy that goes to college to try to pick up on college boys.
A-Area - Lightning struck my house and destroyed my laptop.
B-Area - Swarm Theory is on the move again....
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An Etoilist attempt at a Grand Universal theory, drawing together Einstein's theory of relativity, quantum physics and decorative stips. It's like String Theory, but camper.
Ribbon theory never developed the following of sequin theory.
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1. A subject that 75% of "musicians" out there have never touched.
2. An excuse the ignorant make to put down artists that try to push the boundaries of contemporary music. All the while these same ignoramuses believe poor technique and slop equate with good music just because everybody else thinks so. These people also have never bothered to actually listen to the music they loathe so much.
3. A set of (flexible) rules that dictate the manner in which music functions.
In most introductory music theory courses, students learn about the intervallic structure of the major scale and how it is harmonized.
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The theory that states that, in the modern day era of football, a teams defense is not elite unless at least one defensive back has dreadlocks.
Tom: The Jets defense is gonna be awesome!
Dave: I don't know man, your betting against the dreadlock theory.
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