peace out and word to your mother

goodbye and tell you mother i think she has a phat ass

yo dude, peace out and word to you mother

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well off to visit your mother!

The BLU SCOUT goes into smoke and, once out of it, he is revealed to be the RED SPY. He is now behind the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY with his knife above his head

RED SPY:
Right behind you!

As we see the "Team Fortress 2' title card, we hear the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY being stabbed and dying. The title card then disappears and, as "Chou-Fleur" begins to play in the background, we see the RED SPY sliding the pornography to the side, now revealing a less vulgar picture: The RED SPY and SCOUT'S MOTHER holding hands on a balcony. The RED SPY picks up the photograph

RED SPY:
Ah. Ma petit chou-fleur.

The RED SPY now leaves the scene as the screen fades to black

well off to visit your mother! is a noun adjective conjuntion libtard liberal wewe poopoo

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the dick your mother used to ride

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.

"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum

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your thoughts dwell on your mother

a line from star wars, said by Ki-Adi Mundi, should be edited so it becomes an actual funny meme

Mundi: "your thoughts dwell on your mother"

Anakin: "My thoughts dwell on your mother"

Yoda and Windu: "oooooh"

He slew me, your mother

The coolest saying ever to grace the planet of the Apes.

He slew me, your mother!

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your mother has the gay

even worse than your mom gay, by far

joe: bruh you have two dads!
mama: your mother has the gay

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i had sex with your mother

I did.

Me: I had sex with your mother.
Joe: Okay,

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