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The most common size of the male organ.
She wants my 7 inches in her mouth.
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When your guy bestfriend makes a joke about his small peen but it’s true :(
mike jackson: yeah bitch my dick is .5 inches
me: haha small ass.
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When you have to shit and half of it is already sticking out of your ass. See also "prarie dog" "one in the chamber"
and "turtle head sticking out"
"Yo Dave I got a three inch grip on a six inch turd." "Get off the shitter or I will shart myself".
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A term referring to masturbation
Man, give me a sec I gotta pinch an inch
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The art of re-tuning your radio at a red light by moving your car an inch or so.
"I was inch tuning so I could continue to sing to my fav song."
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When two girls have faces extraordinarily close (foreheads and noses touching), the space between lips.
When cuddling in the dark, they were all careful as to not close the lesbian inch.
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An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.
One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
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