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institutional sugar daddy

A job that pays for personal projects or a better-than-average lifestyle, most often in the field of research or the arts.

I'm hoping that after I graduate I can get hired by an institutional sugar daddy so I can spend the rest of my days learning about the aging of trees.

by cmtheartist January 25, 2024


The Ghetto Institute of Technology

Formally known as The New School of Thought founded upon the banks of The Stream of Consciousness. The Queen of Succubi Mother Lilith is known to teach daemonology here, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Lifehackers learn real life wizardry in their sleep from a place such as this, some didn't live to tell the tale. To get there you must make your way uptown, walking slow, so as not to compromise your footwear upon undermaintained city streets.

I'm a graduate from The Ghetto Institute of Technology, I can most definitely fix your car and it totally won't die on the highway. <3

by TwilitSaenguani July 14, 2022


The Institutions

They are great! Wait.... What the hell do you mean 'I'm fired'!? These institutions as shit. Unbelievably corrupt. Can't they see that I'm better than everyone?

Hym "Right!? Fuck the institutions that cast you from their ranks. The students shouldn't be paying them. They could be paying that money to YOU! That's who they should be paying. You. Not the people threw you out of your profession like a used up jizz rag. And now (and yes I know you're not supposed to start sentences with "and" because I'm technically one of the greatest writers of all time) that you have an army of deluded sycophants, you can exploit them maximally. It's not parasitical when you do it. I mean.... how else are you going to impose your universalized ethic on the world!?"

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023


the heart institute

A heart dr office located in San Augustine tx that has got to be the slowest person ever to make it around to see patients.

Man this the heart institute sucks I been waiting here so long I had time to look at everything on the internet that could possibly interest me then still had time to define this place.

by BigBankHank1981 May 1, 2024


solar institute

a website ran by pop singer Lorde. you need a special code to get into said website. it is popular among Lorde fans (Ellaphants)

did you see the new update on "solar institute"?

by ellasellaphant November 1, 2022