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Barber’s insurance

When your haircut is soo fucked,

You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.

“Bro, Brad’s haircut was soo fucked, he need’s barber’s insurance

by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023


Death Insurance

A musician on Spotify, YouTube and other platforms with such great talent,focused on hardcore, underground rap,and inspired by artists such as MachineGirl and Death Grips.Once you try them you won't be able to let go, they're like a drug, completely addicting.

"Have you ever listened to (bye bye) by Death Insurance?"

"Yeah it's fucking great"

by Decardia March 23, 2023


death insurance

What you're really taking out with a policy from The Prudential or Lloyd's Of London, since people will likely try to bump you off in order to collect on said policy.

Many murder cases highlighted on TV programs like Unsolved Mysteries and Forensic Files involve homicide-investigations into the deceased person's death insurance beneficiaries.

by QuacksO June 25, 2020


gap insurance

Extra-heavy elastic, stronger thread, larger buttons, etc., that help ensure that your clothing won't be either "saggy 'n' baggy" or revealing.

Hot chick: I like guys as much as any of the other chicks around town, but I also value my modesty and appearance, so I always choose clothing that has sufficient gap insurance; I don't wanna give lustful studs or anyone else the wrong idea about me by looking slutty or sloppy.

by QuacksO March 24, 2019


mors mutual insurance

the insurance company that saved us from having to buy our vehicles again after some oppressor griefer decided to blow up your car

mors mutual insurance saved us

by arthur morgan 1899 October 26, 2022


Yalla Insure

Go-To person for all your problems. Extremely helpful. Everyone's type. Besides their immensely resourceful nature, they are always approachable. Some call them an aggregator, some a collaborator but most of us know them as a facilitator. Overall, very reliable, supportive, saves your time & money by helping you make the right choices!

"I wish I had more partners like Yalla Insure"
- Insurance Companies in UAE

by Insurance Brokers Association November 26, 2021