Interesticity

Something that possesses the value of being interesting.

That dude's life story sure has a lot of interesticity!

Interested, but not attending

You get invited to that basic Facebook event that Derrick from down the hall sent out. You feel obligated to feign interest in attending the event to impress Derrick's hot friend, but you would rather stay in and watch Netflix. This is a classic Interested, but not attending situation.

Did you get the invite to ATO's Pirate Party next Friday?
Ugh, I'm actually interested, but not attending.

interest evasion

To fornicate with a bank manager.

Nowadays, interest evasion is easier than taking a shit.

interesting things

When a male & female genders make love and the nastys. It happens mostly at night but also good at day

Hey baby. After were done dinner, you wanna do interesting things and the nasty with me tonight?

That's interesting

What someone says when they're either obsessed with jack sparrow or really, really uninterested.

person 1, grabbing a book, "i think we should start homework now"
person 2, making a paper plane, "that's interesting"

Propersonal interest

A personal interest that is aligned with your jobs role and responsibility. Propersonal interests are a great addition to your growth plan and should be discussed by you and your manager during growth conversation. Growing your propersonal skills is a great way to bridge the gap between personal and professional development.

I have a propersonal interest in developping as a krav maga coach and i think some of the teams could benefit from learning krav maga.

Interesting Insignificance

The state of being simultaneously intriguing and unimportant; a paradoxical blend of captivating quirks and inconsequential qualities that make someone or something stand out, while also not really mattering in the grand scheme of things. Often accompanied by a playful sense of humor and an appreciation for life's absurdities.

Oh, that's just Quintessa being Quintessa. She's full of interesting insignificance - always coming up with quirky ideas and fascinating trivia that make her stand out, but really don't matter in the grand scheme of things.