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A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"
Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.
Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.
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Petey pan coming from the J. M. Barrie novel Peter pan.
Parashootin as in parashooting.
Invisible as in not visible.
Mothafuckin as in a pastime with your mother thats probably illegal.
Brought together it means nothing in particular except an empahsisation of someone or something.
Person A: Who broke your kite?
Person B: Your petey pan parashootin mothafuckin self broke my bitch storming kite. Thats who.
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something that is pretty damn invisible!
Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
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When you have the ability to have sex with someone with a psychic ability and someone comes out of left field another individual sticks something in your ass
I was advanced Astral projecting and someone else invisible shocked me
someone you are jealous of because they are better than you
He was invisible because he surrounded himself with puny humans.
someone you are jealous of so you pretend they aren't there
The boy was invisible because he surrounded himself with puny humans.
-Hey Timmy what does your dad do for a living?
Timmy: Oh, he likes to cosplay as John Cena in his freetime... meaning all of the time.
-Wow Timmy! Your dad can become invisible?!
Timmy: yeah something like that...