Soldering Iron

The greatest stabbing instrument known to mankind. It's both sharp, and really hot

You're talking to my friend all wrong. Do it again, and I'll stab you in the eye with a soldering iron

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Iron cowboy

The sexual act of sticking a pistol up another man's rectem and pulling the trigger, giving him an orgasm to die for.

I just totally iron cowboyed that guy to death

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ironing board

an insult to a woman with no breasts

whatever u say ironing board chest!
flat as an ironing board

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big iron

a firearm, more specifically a pistol.

A stranger walked in the room with a big iron on his hip.

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Norn Iron

How people in Northern Ireland refer to the wonderful little country that we live in. Made famous by the Kop at Windsor Park during home internationals.

We're not Brazil, we're Norn Iron.

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Iron Maiden

Simply a great band. Metal rules and Iron Maiden is one of them.

I'm swedish, and Maiden calls their swedish fans blood brothers. I know alot of bands say that to everyone, but I know they don't lie. 55 000 tickets sold out in 2,5 hours here. Pretty good for a country with 9 million citizens.

I think you have to play for 25 years to enter the rock Hall of Fame. Maiden has played 25 years. Don't you think they should be allowed to enter?

Maiden fan: Iron maiden rules. Simple as that

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Iron maiden

A great rock band from britain. Songs include Aces High, Phantom of the Opera, and The Trooper.

Iron Maiden kicks Creed's ass.

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