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The new ultimate roast of the century and life, if used it will decimate your opponent and make the entire universe implode and the big bang will start again.
Steve: "Ur mom gay"
Joe; 'Well ur mom islam!"
Universe implodes, and Steve blows up along with it
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A sassy "African-American" scholar at a prestigious university. He's GOOD TIMES!
Here are some things fouad says:
"It's a tit nipply."
"GOOD TIMES!"
"Oh no!"
"Max, I hate you."
"All you guys come here for is stupid smashmouth."
"I think Fabien's hot."
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the sex position where the girl sits on the face of a laid down sex partner and puts her feet on the bent knees of the partner. to maintain the balance, both partners should work in mutual respect, love and trust which are the main virtues of islam.
With a cute ass like that she can ride my islamic bicycle for eternety.
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when you are about to ejaculate into a girl quickly pull out and yell Allahu Akbar and cum all over her face
Tom: shit my girl is pissed at me
Jim: why?
Tom: because last night my Islamic Explosion covered her face and house in cum
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Usually a clan of fully geard ak or m2 kids running around killing nakeds and raiding 2x2s.
12 deep End Game Islams on J10
Open buffet Islam Is a new unofficial form of islam practised by some modern Muslims in which they choose what they like from Islam and leave what they don't like.
Open buffet Muslims tend to live an open and free life away from the normal Islamic restrictions, they do however choose to live by these teachings in Ramadan, and abandon them right after the month is over.
They do this due to their love of life combined with their Islamic nurturing and need for spirituality,but when confronted they would claim that islam is the one true perfect religion and they chose it as a guide for their lives, failing to ever live by its teachings cause they are, well they are humans who love to live.
-What do you mean Sally is fasting today? She was drinking with us last week
* Yeh she's like a part of those open buffet Islam people don't be surprised
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