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jibber jabbed

Noun jib-er jab-bed. To mock, or make fun of an individual whom is dressed in extreme motor cycle gear. Usually tends to be living or around a desert. and must drive a baja style lifted ( only in the front colin) toyota tacome with fender flares all around. metal mulissha sticker possibly may adorn the rear window.

12:45 CHILLNHR: you straight Jibber Jabbed me...

by punching ghandi July 27, 2009


Angel jab

When someone encourages you to take the nicer option. Instead of the mean one

I was totally going to make you guys walk but Amy gave me an Angel Jab and said "don't be mean give them a ride"

by Groundhogg June 4, 2017


jab shield

Is what you say when someone either within a defined perimeter, or smell-shot radius of you, farts. If you are the farter, you must pass the fart by tapping (or hitting) someone, and then shouting jab shield, which prevents it from being passed back. If someone smells your fart they can shout jabshield before you have decided to even pass it, thereby alerting others to the fart. The objective is to not be the person stuck with the fart.

Bill: {fart}
Bill hits Bob
Bill: Jab shield!
Bob: Doh!
Ben: Jab shield!
Bryan: Jab shield!
Bob hits Bernard
Bob: Jabshield!
Bernard: Dammit!

Bernard is stuck with the fart.

by yoyoyoyourmama July 26, 2006


Jug Jab

HRT estrogen injection for MTF

Titty skittles are bad for you so I'm doing the jug jab

by Jordynnnnnnnnn August 19, 2023


jobby jab

When u fist someones arse then proceed to jab them with their shite on ur fist

Jonnys mum was cheeky so i to jobby jab her to keep her in place

by Ecktamine August 14, 2015


jab rash

When the man has too quickly skipped through foreplay and tries to jab his erect penis repeated into a dry, very dry vagina; the only thing usually accomplished is a angry irritated vagina. The results of repeated invasion of an improperly lubricated vagina by an impatient erect penis.

One guy says to his buddy, "Hey man, did you score with that hot chick you took home last night?"
His buddy responds, "I think so, when I tried to hit it again this morning, she said she was suffering from "jab rash'."

by herumgirl November 24, 2013


lizard jab

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus

Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.

by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023