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A Jacob is typically a small insignificant male who absolutely despises himself, but is also okay with himself. He always feels like shit, but he always acts like he is fine because he doesn't want to burden people with his issues. If he has siblings, he loves them to death and always wants to help them with their problems. He makes terrible, and I mean terrible jokes because he knows they're terrible, and he does it to annoy people. A Jacob is usually a charming individual, who can convince most people to give him what he wants. When a Jacob is depressed, he fabricates a thought that everyone should hate him, and he will go out of his way to make people hate him. He can seem like a terrible friend at times, but when you really need him, he'll always come through.
Person 1: Hey Jacob, how's it going?
Jacob: Fuck you, I want food.
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likes sports and is usually nice and a great friend but can take a joke way too far or get really overcompetitive and be kind of an asshole
"omg jacob's so funny"
"yeah but he's being a real dick today"
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Jacob is an amazing guy. He has the softest lips and they taste so sweet when you kiss him. He has red hair and will love you for who you are and will never cheat on you. He may be short but he is perfect in all ways and will always be there for you.
Girl: Have you met Jacob he is soo cute
Me: Yeah Jacob is my boyfriend
Girl: OMG YOUR SO LUCKY
Me:*texts jacob* love you baby ❤
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Jacob is shy ,clumsy and smart when he want to be and he loves anime and manga and is always a victim he loves music and singing he likes to walk alone he hates people
Katlin: Hey that jacob he so ugly uhg
Jacob: i wonder why everybody hates me
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Jacob is the nicest, funniest and most caring person ever. Though he may be shy at first, if you get to know him he's a great friend. He's very modest, so modest he doesn't know how to take a compliment. Girls chase him around and go crazy over him, except there will be one girl who is one of his best friends that ends up falling for him but thinks she'll never be good enough for him. That's Jacob for you.
Girl: Hey Jacob
Jacob: Hey, what's up
G: Not much, I was just wondering if you'd like to hang out sometime
J: Sure, that sounds like fun
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Jacob is legit the best person ever like legit- he’s the best person to stalk and follow around he has the worlds best smile and he’s super funny he’s also very smart and can do pretty much anything
Bella- OMG MAYA LOOK ITS JACOB
Maya- ok I’ll get my phone to record
Jacob- why are you recording me??
Maya- BC WE NEED TO STALK YOU
Jacob- Have a nice day BYE!!
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A fat dwarf-midgit who is a tranny with a 5mm penis
That Jacob is so cool
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