Jail-tail

Another term used for jail bait. A girl who is extremely attractive and sexy but is underage. Very often appears to be older but is really still in high school. Thus untouchable on the fear of going to jail.

Man that girl at the gym last night had a nice ass but she had on a high school track shirt.

Oh man thats probably jail-tail.

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Jail Pale

When your skin is very pale , comparable too an inmate who has been confined to a cell with little exposure to any natural light for a long period of time.

Luke : "Hey bro you wanna roll 2 the lake later?"
Ben : "Nah man ive been playing that new DC Universe game, i gotta go for a tan first bro im like pale..jail pale."
Luke : "Lame dude"

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Verbal Jail

When someone says something so old school or stupid that they should be in jail for STILL using that term.

Person 1: You're so phat.
Person 2: You need to be in Verbal Jail for still using that term!

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Jail Break

noun; having a bowel movement in such a way where the waste leaves your body with great force and quantity. This is the type of event you cannot stop once set in motion and you would prefer to have happen in a safe and familiar bathroom.

I shouldn't have had all that Mexican food last night. That is definitely going to cause a jail break in the morning.

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Jail Meal

bread and water as meal

Dude1:How was the pizza,dude?
Dude2:Duhuude..instead of pizza i got a jail meal

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a week in the jail

When someone is very slow. esp. a sportsman, often a soccer player.

Also used to describe when the passage of time seems painfully slow.

Dan: Look at that guy in the number 3 shirt.
Tim: I know he's slower than a week in the jail.

or

Dan: How's it hangin'?
Tim: Can't wait 'til the weekend. This week's been as slow as a week in the jail.

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Baby Jail

Slang term for a crib or playpen.

My son would not stop throwing his toys around, so i put him in baby jail.

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