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Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.
Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
a dude who thinks that drugs and alcohol make him smarter.He also is a DICKHEAD.
imma jakob dötsch fuck you dude
At George’s wedding, Jakob Njos hits on his cousins, making him “Chief of Horney Police”
a cool/gay person in your life that has the name jakob
yo bro did you hear that jakob styrer
yeah bro
Wow you're at least 1 Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester tall!
When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked
we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild
really strong guy, good with friends and has some really good relationship skills.
hey! are you one of those jakob aronsson's?