japanese diarrhea

When a Japanese person gets diarrhea. This is usually caused when eating too much food in Japan or which they are usually spicy or salty.

Other names include:
Ramen effect
Nagasaki fever
Teriyaki tummy disorder
Wasabi whoosh
or simply, jiarrhea.

Our Japanese friend has got another case of ramen effect, or Japanese diarrhea.

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Japanese Flaggin'

When someone is on thier period.

"They are making me me do gym during my Japanese flag week"

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Japanese Catapult

While in a fight, the last resort. A Japanese Catapult involves running at your opponent at full speed and about 6 feet before you hit him/her tuck into a cannonball with your head between your legs. Often used by the weaker ones in society such as nerds, gay people, and Ghandi.

Jorge knew he had to make a bold move when he got knocked to the ground by the jock's punch. So he pulled himself up, charged at him and tucked into a Japanese Catapult....... Jorge missed and slammed into a brick wall, shattering 3 of his ribs.

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Japanese Subway

A Japanese Subway refers to anybody who get's extremely close to you in a public place, resulting in them jacking you off to ejaculation without pulling down your shorts or trousers. Purely by rubbing against you.
This scenario could make people feel very uncomfortable, similar to the experience of riding in a Japanese Subway packed with people beyond reasonable occupancy.
To others, A Japanese Subway could make or break your day.

"Hey bro, why are you standing so close to me? Are you trying to give me a Japanese Subway?"

"Listen here sir, Japanese Subway's to come cheap. NOW PAY UP!"

If one more person, Japanese Subway's all over me, I'm gonna go F'ing crazy!

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japanese porn

pornography thats of japanese people, tends to be cartoons a lot and mostly with just guys

oi gareth! stop looking at japanese porn!

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japanese soda

The 6 ounce soda that is way over priced. Tends to make people way overly hyper. It should be an illegal drug from Japan. It is an addiction. Don't try it. Haha.

-kid runs up and wall and flips-

"wtf is he on?" -person #1

"They say he is hung on that drug, uhh, Japanese Soda?" -#2

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Japanese Flag

A bloody and used maxi pad.

I'm sick of seeing Japanese Flags in the trash can.

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