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In a situation of intense sexual tension use the sexual tension jelly fish. It is a hand motion derived from the akward turtle and TMI turkey. To do the motion, pretend like you are scratching your cat. Wave your fingers forward and back, bending at the knuckles.
I was with my ex and his new girlfriend, so i did the sexual tension jellyfish.
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a used condom you find on the beach
Look mom! I found a coney island jellyfish!
The male ejaculate left floating in the tub or shower following masturbation, resembling the marine invertebrate. Generally non-poisonous.
"Dude, go ahead and use my shower but I know you haven't been laid for a while. I better not find any fresh-water jellyfish in there later."
"I would never do such a thing, mate. I'm offended you would suggest it... Any baby oil in the medicine cabinet?"
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Result of when a man ejaculates into liquid, normally water such as a bathtub, pool, hot tub, cup, etc...
He must have really enjoyed that bath because he left a St Louis Jellyfish in the tub.
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A used condom found on the beach.
I was enjoying the walk on the beach until I stepped on a "Long Island jellyfish."
A used condom floating on the side of the pool. Las Vegas Jellyfish has many morphologies depending of type of brand, color and size.
I almost got stung by a Las Vegas Jellyfish while swimming at the Hard Rock.
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hand gesture used in EXTREME situations of sexual tension.
Make a fist with one hand and place the other underneath 'grabbing' at air and wiggling your fingers :)
Shanice: hey trevaun...*silence*...*pause*...
Trevaun: hey shanice...*longer pause*...
Shanice: ...
Trevaun: .....
Shanice: .........
Billy: *sexual tension jellyfish*
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