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A hole full of jerks. Jerk-hole. Add that one to Urban Dictionary. Oh, just did.
"MattyPatty is not being a Jerk-hole!" -MatthewPatrick13 2018
The act of interrupting work or study for masturbation (usually at night), in order to relieve stress and be able to return fresh to working or studying.
I was pulling an all-nighter and couldn't work anymore due to all the stress, so I stress-jerked and started being more productive.
The Tuck and Jerk is performed when the internet is down or porn is unavailable. In this situation the male party tucks his genitals between his legs to resemble the genitals of a woman. He then takes a picture of this and uses it to masturbate. In effect a person is creating their own porn to jerk it to.
I need to buy a playboy. Last night the modem when down, so I had to Tuck and Jerk.
When a man is about to enter a woman and the head enters the vagina, the woman grabs hold of the shaft, pulls it out, and slowly, sympathetically strokes the top of the man's penis.
I was about to fuck this girls pussyhole, but then she reverse jerked me, so I kicked her out of my house .
A porn theatre, like the one where Fred Willard got busted.
What's playing at the jerk joint?
Who cares, nobody's watching the screen.
The act of browsing random MySpace pages and finding decently hot chicks, with decently hot pictures.
One then proceeds to jerk off to these said pictures.
*note*- said activity can also be applied to Facebook and a variety of other social networking sites, but due to the popularity, and low security settings, MySpace is preffered.
Kid 1- Hey dude so what'd you do last night?
Kid 2- Nothing much, just stayed home and did a little Browse and Jerk
Kid 1- Wtf is that?
Kid 2- it's when you click on Browse in MySpace, and change the settings to like, female, between the ages of 18-21, within 10 miles from my zip code, then you look for the really slutty ones and jerk off to their pics. Trust me, theres something about it that makes it better than porn.
Kid 1- You're a fucking creep.
Kid 2- Thanks.
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Mental box that holds masturbatory fodder for future reference while one is "Jerking it"
Bob - Hey man, look at that hottie - she's the bomb
Mike - Oh, yea, she's going in the jerk bank. I'll make THAT withdrawal tonight!
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