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Masturbation, followed by a power nap. Also known as "Hollywood Nap."
Brian came back to the campfire after a 25 minute jerk nap in his tent.
Jerking off with your hand that is in your pocket.
He was tried pocket jerking to hide the fact he was jacking off through his pocket.
A hole full of jerks. Jerk-hole. Add that one to Urban Dictionary. Oh, just did.
"MattyPatty is not being a Jerk-hole!" -MatthewPatrick13 2018
The act of interrupting work or study for masturbation (usually at night), in order to relieve stress and be able to return fresh to working or studying.
I was pulling an all-nighter and couldn't work anymore due to all the stress, so I stress-jerked and started being more productive.
A porn theatre, like the one where Fred Willard got busted.
What's playing at the jerk joint?
Who cares, nobody's watching the screen.
The act of browsing random MySpace pages and finding decently hot chicks, with decently hot pictures.
One then proceeds to jerk off to these said pictures.
*note*- said activity can also be applied to Facebook and a variety of other social networking sites, but due to the popularity, and low security settings, MySpace is preffered.
Kid 1- Hey dude so what'd you do last night?
Kid 2- Nothing much, just stayed home and did a little Browse and Jerk
Kid 1- Wtf is that?
Kid 2- it's when you click on Browse in MySpace, and change the settings to like, female, between the ages of 18-21, within 10 miles from my zip code, then you look for the really slutty ones and jerk off to their pics. Trust me, theres something about it that makes it better than porn.
Kid 1- You're a fucking creep.
Kid 2- Thanks.
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Mental box that holds masturbatory fodder for future reference while one is "Jerking it"
Bob - Hey man, look at that hottie - she's the bomb
Mike - Oh, yea, she's going in the jerk bank. I'll make THAT withdrawal tonight!
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