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When someone screws up when using a keyboard.
“You were really pulling a Jonah there.”
Jewish-American actor, recently famous for roles in Apatow pictures like the "Knocked Up" and "Forgetting Sarah" Marshall. He also played the lead role as "Seth" in the 2007 comedy hit "Superbad"
Jonah Hill as Seth in "Superbad": I wash and dry! I'm like a single mother.
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A sexy dude with curly hair that can get any girl, he also has a monster cock.
"Did you fuck Jonah Bennett?"
"Yeah, he has a monster cock!"
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Complete Fucking God, Drinks some brews with the lads, smokes it up and gets that mother fucking bread. Also he gets so much pussy its unbelievable.
God Dammit Jonah Christian Shot gunned that brew fast. We should suck his dick
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A type of person who is so gay they cannot possibly function on a normal level
They dye their hair to make themselves look cool.
They also smell slightly dodgy.
Oh god, you're such a Jonah Allan!
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The father of Jonah everyone thinks is incredibly sexy and very breedable. Everyone wants a chance to get with Jonah’s dad.
Friend #1, “hey, what’re you doing later?”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”
Jonah is a caring human that will be there for you almost all the time. He loves to do drugs and have a good time but is also very generous to the people around. He loves cats and to smoke weed, pretty much just a laid back guy. He likes to hang out with an older group then him and does not play many sports. He is not good at driving so dont be on the road with jonah boner or in the car with him. Everyone loves him and loves to make fun of him like the term "Jonah Boner".
Remember Jonah Boner from highschool?
Jonah Boner helped me today.