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Gay ass bitch who shoves crayons up his ass. Every time you go near him he smells like cream cheese and ass on a Monday.
Emmily: Why does Juan smell like ass?
Alex the sexy nigga: Because he gay as fuck.
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Dumbest motherfucker you will ever meet. Plays Naruto way too much and loves candy. Could be gay... I think all those moans are lowkey from guys.
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Hispanic version of an Uncle Tom. Uncle Juan is subservient to the dominant culture in hopes of winning favoritism. Uncle Juan's deride their ethnic roots and try to distance themselves as much as possible. Often they take pride in not knowing Spanish and are offended when Spanish is spoken to them. They generally view Hispanic culture as inferior and exhibit culture self loathing. Example, Trump supporter and Uncle Juan Marco Guitierrez warned that if Trump loses there will be "taco trucks on every corner"
Juan is such an Uncle Juan, he even went so far as to change his name to John.
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Juan Camilo is a beautiful Colombian who is the Gods of Gods, a sex machine in bed and know to be a legend in the world.
Random Stranger- "Juan Camilo is a legend"
Other Guy- "I thought he was a myth"
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To be absent, to be free on your own terms. To be freely choosing your activity at the expense of no one else.
To be casually absent, all of the sudden. To be free, on your own terms.
I would rather be outside working on a project, rather than being inside the beach house. My plan is to be Juan Gone.
Greatest Footballer to Grace the game
See him over there
'What Juan Foyth'
Yeah, he's the goat
The funniest guy you’ll ever meet, he will make you laugh even during the hardest moments. He is an amazing caring guy, a great friend who will always have your back and you will always want to be by his side. He is really positive and sees the beauty in life.
Person #1: He is such a funny guy.
Person #2: I know, he is a Juan Manuel.
Person #1: Of course he is!
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